I have a very big crush on u but sadly I am only a little bug and u are a garden
You should treat your girlfriend like a princess and her throne should be your face.
Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”
once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home